What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:01

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are the best Jewish jokes?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.